1. So many stories, none that you want to hear.
2. Sometimes,
the best of times were other times.
3. Maybe it would be better if we just went away.
4. Beware
not of big mistakes,
but of small omissions.
5. Neither of us is able to close the door.
6. Suppose we just take a walk.
7. I don’t know how to make lasagna.
8. To get to the other side of the road, you must check the traffic.
9. What if there was more than one place named Tulsa?
10. A little boy looked back to see a man get killed.
11. Nowhere
in the instructions did it say that you couldn’t start over.
12. Timing is nothing compared to
the expiration date. 
13. So many boys, so few men.
14. Little did I
know how little
I knew.
15. Some days you can have it all.
Other days it’s all gone.
16. A funny thing happened on the way to the store.
17. There were fewer of us in the elevator than it could hold. 
18. Now then, is it time to start up or stop?
I can’t remember.
19. So many men, so few libraries. 
20. I don’t think you should do that thing you do anymore.
21. Needless to say, it was best left unsaid.
22. Like I said,
it was just like
I said.
23. Who’s afraid of [f***ing] Virginia Wolfe?
24. Alice doesn’t [need] to live here anymore.
25. Alice doesn’t [want] to live here anymore.
26. Alice doesn’t [have] to live here anymore.
27. Too much time, not enough men.
28. Once
upon a time, very bad things happened here.
29. My neighbor doesn’t have a cell phone or computer.
30. Maybe he wasn’t the right one after all. 
31. The best way to stop is to start sooner.
32. Every once in a while, a very odd man comes over to my place.
33. Now and then we went for a long
34. Maybe it’s time to take a very long nap.
35. There were signs we were in the wrong place. 
36. A big tree died in the middle of the forest and didn’t fall down.
37. All he ever wanted was a small place in the country.
38. He always tried to see the forest through the trees.
39. Oftentimes, good people find themselves unable to swim.
40. It seems like there are never enough chairs for everyone.
41. Every time it rains, the color of the trees changes.
42. The sound of rain on the ceiling was like the sound of rain on the ceiling.
43. As for his bath, it wasn’t very wet.
44. There was an unlikely number of options at the time. 
45. Now, what
about it do you not get?
46. Take a left at the second right and make a U-turn.
47. What about we take a break from it all and have a drink?
48. The floor met the wall at the edge of time.
49. It wasn’t the best thing to do at the time, but who knew?
50. If you want anything out of me, you have to ask nice. 
51. He wanted to jump, but the rail was too high and he didn’t want to rip his pants.
52. You know the only way I’ll go there is if you come with me.
53. Too bad you can’t see out the window, the view is so nice.
54. We were always looking for a new restaurant.
55. You always argue about the same thing.
56. We both like to wear very tight ones.
57. There was no reason to believe we would still be alive. 
58. The rooms above were nicer than the ones below.
59. The view from the balcony was always something to look at.
60. The one who will not bite. 
61. The line that describes this is not clear. 
62. Sometimes it doesn’t matter what you think.
63. I never really wanted to make him angry.
64. She knew from many clues it wasn’t going to work out.  
65. She had everything any girl could want, except her own room. 
66. Why does one cry listening to the opera, but not the blender?
67. One did
and the other didn’t.
68. Now, how did it get to this?
69. Contrary to what he may have said, the sky wasn’t falling.
70. Never before did he seem so sure of himself.
71. Why did mother love you so much more than she loved me?
72. Maybe it’s time for everyone to go home.
73. Ladies who lunch always say they want to please you.
74. It was obvious that the facts didn’t match the truth.
75. It was clear the day wasn’t going to work out the way we had planned.
76. Why is there no way to get an answer to the question at hand?
77. In all the time I knew him, he never said anything.
78. However did we get here?
And how do we get out?
79. How about a ride in my fast car?
80. Some of you never get to see this side of me.
81. He had hoped it would end in a more pleasant manner.
82. It turns out there are more than just the two of us.
83. Sometimes it is difficult to see both sides of the issue.
84. I ate him and spat him out.
85. There was not much I could do to change the outcome. 
86. In a situation like this, one needs to be able to chew gum.
87. What would happen if we just stopped.
88. The source of my anger is often unknown to me.
89. Those who want to leave may do so now.
90. The best story is the one the waitress tells after closing.
91. She did not intend to show any malice towards him. 
92. You are
so pretty,
so pretty,
so pretty.
… So?
93. I am absolutely, positively sure that he doesn’t know.
94.“Not in this lifetime,” means never.
95. Neither of us is patient enough.
96. Strange that.
97. Sort of like... if he did and then didn’t... and would it matter?
98. Your children are of no interest to me.
99. If you don’t want to be in the same room as me, go home.
100. If you think you can tell me what
I should look like, don’t.
101. If you think you can decide what I can do, you’re wrong.
102. Things
are better left unsaid if they are too stupid to say in the first place.
103. One can never have too few pieces of furniture.
104. The trick is to spend more for less.
105. I had a great idea, but it escapes me now.
106. There were never enough days in the year.
107. The best ones are never on the bottom shelf.
108. 100 men are 99 too many.
109. Cows never need to clean up after themselves.
111. Too many times around the block.
112. Living in the city makes it easier to get away.
113. Living in the country makes it harder to go out.
114. Give me a few minutes of your time and Ill give you a few of mine.
115. Just because its written doesnt mean its right.
116. Hovering
above the conversation was another.
117. How do I get to the next light?
118. A day in the country usually takes three days.
119. So you think you know, and so do I.
120. Every time it rains, people stay home and shop.
121. Just because you are taller than me doesnt mean you can look down on me.

122. Just because you are bigger than me doesn’t mean that you can take my place.

123. Someone took all my marbles.


124. What if you went home and it wasn’t there.

125. Suppose there was a way out, would you go?

126. At the end of the day, there is usually something lingering.


127. No matter what you think, there is no substitute for milk.

128. Maybe

you can help me, maybe not.

129. So what would happen if nothing happened?


130. Two negatives

don’t make

a positive,

just two negatives.

131. The day you come home is the day I leave.

132. My big

gay Italian wedding was like a Slimfast dessert.